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Predator Review

Predator *

Plot

A group of soldiers haul their asses to Guatemala to try and rescue guerilla-captured hostages. A tarzanic chunk of metal swings from tree to tree and peels the soldiers like ripe oranges. The Austrian beefcake that is the governer of California flexes his steroid lovechild biceps and fights the metallic piece of gunk. Cue a run of the mill wham-bam explosion and tear-shedding in modern day neanderthals.

You'll like this if you are:

A testosterone-fuelled butt scratcher who grazes on steroids and weeps out of emotion during Chuck Norris movies.