Chick Flick Drinking Game

Knock one back every time:

1. The serial reluctant shirt wearer that is Matthew McConaughey, plays lead pied piper to the chest baring parade by draping his greased-like-a-BP-oil-slick torso gratuitously onto the screen like some five dime hooker.
2. You hear fluffy sugary bubblegum pop that has the combined musical merit of the drone of household appliances.
3. There's a makeover scene involving the hollywood equivalent of a buck toothed billy being pampered, plucked, pruned and preened to high sweet chick flick heaven.
4. Meg Ryan, Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Jennifer Lopez, Hugh Grant or Richard Gere stumble onto the screen.
5. There's a montage scene involving an intense jamming session set to songs that can best descrived as the love child of elevator music, screeching vibrattos and lyrics penned by a cheap trick optimist.
6. You witness aggressive capitalism propoganda with brands names up to the wazoo.
7. The lead female works as a paper-pusher for an all-gloss-and-high-cost magazine and spends most of her time grazing on a fluffy pink pen.
8. There's a schmutzy fairytale wedding with a bitch-fide stampede for the bouquet.
9. A hyperhomosexual man gives out advice and acts like a campy hand-flailing yoda.