Trailer Breakdown - Eat Pray Love

Brimming, toothless guru talks in fortune cookie messages whilst getting in on some palm fondling action.

Said palm fondling action induces a come-hither look from the smiling loon.

"Me curly-haired lothario man. Me make fire to fry tofu burgers on."

"Me unstable and psychotic woman. Me think long and hard as to where curly haired lothario can ram-jam his tofu burgers."

"Me curly haired lothario man number two. Me part of rebound relationship while curly haired lothario man number one is crying into his barbeque out of misery."

"Me all sad and shit now. "

ME. ME. ME. BLAH. BLAH. BLAH. ME. ME. ME.

Repeat until the end of film.