Game Reviews

Sonic Heroes

Blah. A tornado-twirling blue hedgehog running around acid-trip landscapes? Thanks, but no thanks.

If you like this you might also like: Cbeebies and repeat viewings of Yo Gabba Gabba.

Fatal Frame/Project Zero

Plot: A ghostbusting camera-exorcist Japanese chick tries to find her brother in a spirit-laden haunted house.

Overall Opinion: As soon as the controllers started vibrating spasmadically and the hot and bothered spooks started molesting the screen, I got the chronic heebie-jeebies.